Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Shame - the story of my life.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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