thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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