I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Mom said you looked used
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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