Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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