oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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