I swear she didn't look like that last week.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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