But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
