I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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