What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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