sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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