so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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