the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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