I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
My day in three words: secret purse cake
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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