scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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