she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Two words: blizzard sex
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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