it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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