Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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