i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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