You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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