Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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