Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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