Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
wow bdsm is so cute
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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