Dual....:-)
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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