Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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