i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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