Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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