My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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