Pussy?
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I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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