How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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