Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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