Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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