what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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