i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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