Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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