K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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