So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Randomize
