so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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