You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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