highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I would fuck him just for his dog
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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