my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
So many bounce houses so little time
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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