Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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