Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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