Whod you bang
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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