What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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