we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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