Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
PANTIES FOUND
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