I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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