Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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