just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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