My room smells like vodka and shame
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
ttyl tear gas
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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