I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize
