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this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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